Free Cat!!!

So we have about had it with our furry friend. Although we have a cat, and at one time we even had two, I would not consider us 'cat people'. The only reason we have a cat is because we are more 'cat people' then we are 'mice people'. We had mice at our other house and solved the problem by getting a cat, and then another one. That, however, has brought on it's own set of issues. Our first cat, 'Battle cat' (Jeff chose that name!) ran away when we moved. That left us with 'Pumpkin'. Most of the time he is a well behaved little kitty, although he does have a few quirks. He is long haired, which is a pain in the fanny. He matts like crazy. We had to shave him last year (see below). He also has a super annoying habit of going to the bathroom next to the litter box that is in the garage instead of in it, or right behind Jeff's car, which is also very annoying. If it were only those 2 things, we could probably deal with it. However, last night he stepped waaaay out of line!!!
He peed on Jeff while he was sleeping! I haven't seen Jeff move that fast in awhile. Once he realized what had happened he jumped out of bed and went chasing after him. I thought we were going to have a dead kitty in the hall! The sad thing is is this is the second time this has happened. I'm not sure why the cat targets Jeff. Don't get me wrong, I am glad he has Jeff's number and not mine, but I think if it happens again Pumpkin will be movin on out!